12/22/08

Zombies

First of all, I've decided to have a post a day until Christmas, mainly because I can't think of anything better to do with my vacation.

Because I watched Resident Evil: Degeneration last night (which is strange, as it was in English, and it's not released in English until the 27th... ah well, the wonders of youtube) I've been thinking about things regarding zombie defense.

I'd have to say, that if I was stuck in a common house, and had any room to hide in and fend off from zombies, it would have to be the bathroom.
Reasons Why The Bathroom is Epic:
---There are always locks on bathroom doors... Already a good sign.
---Running Water
---If the running water gets cut off, you can always drink the water from the back of the toilet, or something like that. Might be gross, but you won't die of dehydration.
---You can fill up the tub and dump things like bath soaps and things to mask your scent if thats how the zombies are gonna find you.
---There are always random tools in the bathroom, you never know what would be good for fighting or stabbing a zombie hand that might appear in the doorways. Perhaps shards of glass attached to a plunger.
---You can use towels to block the cracks in the door.
---The windows in bathrooms are almost always tiny tiny tiny, and up high. So if a zombie happened to get to the window, there would be no way it'd get through.
---You could eat the toothpaste, It wouldn't be very pleasant, but at least you wouldn't die of starvation.

Overall, I'd say the bathroom would be the place to be. Donno, that might just be me though. It'd all really depend on how long it took for the invasion to be stopped, as that is opportune for waiting it out, not fighting to safety.

-Peace
3 days (well, actually two, but I'm doing math, not logic. 25-22=3)

1 comment:

Nikki said...

So I concur that the bathroom is the best place to hide logically. In my house you're screwed no matter where you hide, but I think that one of the best places, if we're using your house as an example, is the master bedroom. There's a bathroom, a balcony, and enough room to hold a substantial amount of people. But I decided to comment because I thought this post was most amusing.

-Nikki