The first thing I remember is being pushed and shoved into what looked like a crate that you would find on a dock (Or, for those people who have played Sonic Adventure Battle two, the crates that you can get to on Knuckle's Space level) with a bunch of other people, including Jeffery Dean Morgan and another famous guy (I wanna say Chris Evans, because I've been on a The Losers kick lately). where there was a bunch of screaming and crying until JDM yelled at everyone to be quiet so he could think, and I somehow managed to slow the passage of time for me because I was getting a headache and it made the noise go slower and for some reason softer. The other guy (who I'll just refer to as Chris Evans, cause It's easier) noticed something was off about me and went over to me and I snapped back to reality, and then the guys and I tried to make a plan to get out of the crate where no one would get hurt.
All we managed to do was find a significant crack in the back top corner that we could probably bust through with enough force and the guys who forced us into the crate opened up the doors and pointed guns at us and told us to move our asses. This is when we noticed that we were on a spaceship, there being windows in the hold for some reason. JDM then punched one of the guys in the face and took his gun while Evans snuck up on another guy and got him in a choke hold, turning it into a rather awkward double hostage situation. after a standoff (Baddies who actually cared about one of their teammates, who knew.) reinforcements for the baddies came and we got taken over, including JDM being shot in the arm and Evans being punched a few times.
We were eventually placed in this line, that looked suspiciously like the line to get on Riddler's Revenge at Magic Mountain, to be placed into what looked like a monorail to be ejected into space. In the line next to me, there was a young boy, couldn't be more than Ten or Eleven, who I noticed kept flickering like a TV with bad reception, so I slowed down everything around me and watched the kid move with super speed to the guards and steal their things. So when he was back to casual standing in between the stealing I started to chat with him, and had to communicate to JDM and Evans to come over to my line, which was closer to the front of the tram. We then came up with a plan for me and the Kid to use his powers to clear a path and then for me to use my powers around the other two to get to the front of the tram so we could try to hijack it before it took off, and reset the course to Earth, as it was currently headed to an uninhabitable planet farther off than Pluto.
I woke up then, not sure if we succeeded, still not sure why were were being shoved around and almost killed. It was strange.
I also had a like, 10 minute dream in the same night where I was at the movie theatre seeing an action movie and yelling at a guy to stop playing on his iPad the entire movie and a girl who kept getting phone calls, when suddenly the lights turn on and I hear "HOLY SHIT, It's Ross Perot!" and apparently Ross Perot and his apparent wife and Son were watching the movie. He made a speech.
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I'm so glad you're blogging again! :D
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