They canceled the midnight opening for Metal Gear Solid 4 at gamestop, this a very sad Sara makes.
Nikki's Preparing for the museum tomorrow (as I've stolen her computer to post this) and is bringing munchies.... mmmm munchies. the original plan was to play MGS4 until 4 and then sleep on the bus ride, but since I'm not getting that I guess I'll play my DS the entire time. Bit sad that no one has Tetris. Hopefully It'll be a blast!
My Goal: I'm bringing back overalls dammit! I'd bring back bell bottoms, but I don't quite think the world is ready for that yet... heh.
So Grace sent this to me the other day, saying it reminded her of me.
If I was turned into a Vampire
1. I shall wear tweed, and cheerful bright clothing. Further, I shall only wear trenchcoats if it is raining or foggy. (I find Trenchcoats badass, but inconvenient, and I'd probably just wear what I do now)
2. I will not take my victims home. My neighbors are far too nosy.
3. I will be secure in my immortality. I do not have to share my story with any reporter or struggling writer. (That's just asking for death)
4. I will not purchase an expensive foreign sports car or motorcycle. An economical, multi-terrain vehicle with 4 wheel drive will be just fine. (Mini-coopers or a Prius)
5. I will immediately become Agnostic, disarming any cross-wielding religious maniacs. (Well, stay Atheist, but whatever)
6. I shall not keep a coffin in the basement, that's the first place people look. (How about in a Bedroom)
7. I shall immediately purchase a Hooked on Phonics tape, in order to lose any Romanian accents I may have. (or Muzzy, don't you get a freaky blue bear thing with that?)
8. My ghouls shall have good posture.
9. I will purchase a digital watch with an alarm. I will set this alarm for TWO hours before sunrise, giving ample time for traffic and other inconveniences. (reminds me of I am Legend)
10. If I feel truly alone, and need a companion to share all of eternity with, I shall purchase a dog. Preferably one that is not larger than I am. (Probably a Cat instead, they'll live longer anyway, and less bothersome)
11. If the neighborhood kids are snooping around my house, I will not change into a giant wolf and attempt to destroy them. Instead, I shall call the police and have them arrested for trespassing. (or Invite them in, as long as they're not really annoying, Kids are fun to talk too sometime, and I get along with them if they're old enough)
12. If I believe far too many people are becoming suspicious, I shall not attempt to kill them all. I will simply move, and leave no forwarding address.
13. There is no logical reason for someone to mistake another human being for a fifteen-foot bat, not even in hysteria. Therefore, I shall refrain from such transformations in public.
14. Artists are over-emotional and unstable. I shall not keep company with them whatsoever. (I should know, I am one)
15. I will not attend gatherings of my own kind. If I'm a lethal killing machine, doomed for all eternity to destroy those around me, they probably are too.
-Peace, and Nikki Said I'd make an amazing Vampire
Extra Note: If anyone has any good name for WoW characters (male or female, i do not care) Post them in the comments, I need more names for all my wundaba alts, Por Favor y Gracias
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